“Alright Jordan, Fire it in There” – The Funniest First Pitch You’ll Ever See

It was a little high and outside but a strike nonetheless. The organ playing as the guy stumbles out of the frame clutching his balls is almost too good to be true.

Jordan’s chinstrap says baseball, but his pitch says eSports. I really can’t understand how people can throw so poorly. I’m not expecting people to fire in 90mph fastballs, but so many ceremonial pitches are thrown like the person has never done a physical activity in their life.

I haven’t played baseball since I was in Little League yet when I was throwing around a baseball a few months ago I still could hit my partner in the glove from 60-100 feet away. And it turns out this guy is actually a high school pitcher! Well, there goes his college scholarship.